I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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