Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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