Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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