i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
His hands were made for my vagina.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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