Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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