I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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