Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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