This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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