absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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