Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I smell like Dick and happiness
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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