Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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