it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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