Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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