Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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