small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
nutella sex= disaster
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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