I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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