Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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