You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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