Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
