think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just puked most of my soul out..
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