what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
