this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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