For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize