I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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