think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
