is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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