would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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