I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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