You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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