We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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