How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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