She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i love accidental penises.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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