its not stalking. its research.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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