Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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