I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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