Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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