All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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