What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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