the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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