Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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