your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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