We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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