Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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