omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How does it feel to date your dad?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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