Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And then he peed in my hair
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