Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
