so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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