Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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