I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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