So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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