Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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