Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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