Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So much rum. So many feels.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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