Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We left an ass print on the piano.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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