At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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