still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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