I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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