so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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